Sunday, December 16, 2007

Some people find peace of mind through meditation...

...I find it in my six year old, tri-testicled, phallic cactus. Small red flowers have started to spring up around the tip, so I can only reason that it has been messing about with those filthy girl cacti that hang around street corners during the late hours.

If I ever find myself impotent, I'm going to grind this thing up and snort it.

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