Thursday, May 01, 2008

Operation: Better Way of Life - Final edition?

Right!

So it looks like I am going to have to be a responsible adult. Well, I don't have to but I am choosing to be one...somewhat begrudingly.

After crunching the numbers into smaller, more digestible shapes I have determined that the best plan is for me to wipe out the remainder of the debt I accrued from moving to Toronto. This will mean working through the month of May - which, fortunately, is one of those odd months where there are five paydays in four weeks and thus a kind of "bonus" payday sneaks in before having to pay rent - so that I can take all of June off as well as the first week of July. Given that my birthday is in June, this seems a pretty fitting gift to myself. I'll ride into the second week of July pretty broke, but debt free and most likely just in time for my big fat British tax refund.

So for the next four weeks I'll be working hard at making the best use of my spare time as possible. This will be really necesaary since the best way to keep my inner child from throwing a tantrum at being made to do dull office work is to placate it with the knowledge that at least some good writing, relaxation and proper sleeping habits are going on. Sounds exciting, I know! But it should result in a plethora of scripts and script hustling which will provide plenty of fuel for this here blahg. Also photos dammit! NEXT POST THERE WILL BE PHOTOS

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

CoS BS

So last night, after I finished putting the final polish on a couple of comedy sketches for my web collaborator, I found myself with a small concern I'd never thought I'd have to wrestle with.

It stemmed from a sketch I had written about a fictional "Church of Scientology Babysitting Service". As most people who know me would be sure to say, I'm usually willing to take the piss out of anyone and everything without fear for consequences. I'd even go so far as to say I can be a bit reckless at times. However, the worst this has ever bitten me in the ass is with the inevitable "Oh dear the person you're making a joke about is standing right behind you" scenario.

But man, if there is one* thing that is objectionable about the CoS it is that they have no sense of humor about being mocked and are a very, very litigious bunch. Not only that, but they have been known to harrass the hell out of any journalist who investigates them, put serious pressure on television shows that dare to satirize them (including getting the South Park episode about the CoS pulled - though it's still pretty easy to find on the internet) and have kidnapped the odd person (Go to page 61 of this pdf for an example). The protestors at the three world wide "Anonymous" protests wore and continue to wear masks for good reason.

I'm not looking out the window every ten minutes to try and figure out which of the strangers on my street might be a private investigator hired by the CoS. But that I've even for a second considered asking not to be credited for the sketch really pisses me off. Even further, inspired by some of the material in that pdf I've linked to, I've written a rough outline for a feature film drawing inspiration from several real life incidents involving the CoS. After a joyful, almost feverish spat of putting thoughts to page I wondered if anybody would be willing to fund such a thing, for fear of the good Church's pressure tactics coming to bear on them. The "Jews control the media and entertainment industry" bullshit is just that, but it's fair to say the CoS has a bit of control with the latter.

Or who knows, maybe the publicity from Anonymous' war on the scientologists has - or will, as they certainly haven't stopped - could lead to enough of a spotlight on these heinous shit merchants, thugs and demagogues to prevent them from being able to flex their muscles. Any thoughts? Should I go through with the feature script and try to get it made?

*There are many, many, many, many things that are objectionable about them.

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Addendum: I've added a couple of slideshows on the right-hand side, a new blogger feature I rather appreciate since this thing is generally pretty picture heavy (though not lately!). Feast your peepers on those, if you like.