Tuesday, October 16, 2007

This pretty much sums it up...



Ryan did a comic that addressed this a while back BUT I CANNOT FIND IT.

4 comments:

Shawn M. said...

"COME ON, I GOT... FUCKIN'... SHIT..."

I love that man.

Oliver, can I dress up as a schoolgirl? V-Vampire? A sexy schoolgirl vampire?

... who is a maid?

Anonymous said...

Sexy-1900s-steel-conglomerate-tycoon FTW!

Anonymous said...

I will go as the emperor of Japan.

Also, here is a fact about Japanese cinema I cannot unread:

From Ichi the Killer

"Director Takashi Miike reveals on the US TokyoShock DVD release that the semen used in the close-up during the intro sequence, when the film's title raises out of a puddle of semen, is real. It was supplied by Japanese director Shinya Tsukamoto (Iron Man Tetsuo) who plays the muscle bound mastermind that controls Ichi. Miike gave a bucket to Tsukamoto to fill but was unable to provide enough material for the shot. He passed the bucket to three other crew members to add the remaining amount."

I need brain bleach.

Oliver Brackenbury said...

Shawn: You can be anything you want dear, just make sure to wear a clean "Sexy Sexy!" costume when you go out.

Heather: My favorite had to be "Sexy sexy!" which was...what, a pink bikini top and a Marilyn Monroe skirt? Ha...

Tom: For this war crime on my mind, I'm going to have to make sure that you die before me. Then I'll dig up your skull and pass it around at a bukake beach party (they will have these in the inevitable dystopia).