...feel about as flaccid as [Republican Senator's member] after they were caught soliciting [sexual act] from [homosexual escort] at [public transit terminal or back alley]!
But this one seems worth a damn, particularly since it is the precursor to a march on April 22nd - aka Earth Day. If you live in Toronto, you may wish to attend.
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Because I am a dick--a sick, tired, and ultimately sad dick--I wanted to congratulate you on properly using the apostrophe in this post. That's the English Major that I befriended!
Now to pay attention to things you actually said.
I had finished my degree when we became friends - at age fourteen?
Now how has their grammar dick in a bundle?
In a bundle!
NOW HOW
In any event, I can always fall back upon the excuse of being unwell! What can you fall back on?
Have you... nothing?
I am continually made ill by the high pitched whine that is your voice, sir!
OH BURN
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