For the record, there are tons of great pub names out there! I don't want to give the wrong impression, that I'm going about silenty chuckling at everything. There are some badly named places in Canada too, I'm just not there right now!
yo da minivans roll up can't control the traffic flow like a photo of the moto automatic set da stage fo da waste'a camera space bracken-hurry thinks a blurry pic of dis UK commute makes it cute, makes da queen seem neat but dis dominion's got it's intersections too, they made of STREETS
I am sorry Joe! Wearing a business suit in a fancy part of London, while trying to steady my digital camera to take a picture of a pub named "Bung Hole", I found myself filled with a nervous energy the likes of which usually comes about when you are desperatly trying not to think about attractive women during a funeral service.
What is lowenbrau, 5%? Five percent ain't shit when for $2.10 you can get 500ml of 7% Holsten. Fuck that, for $.50 my cousin Lou'd probably give ya two litres of his homebrew - and that would get you drunk for the rest of your life.
Yeah, I can get Holstein cheap here too, but I prefer the taste of Löwenbräu. I drink beer for pleasure, I drink rum to, as the bible says in the Book of Jerimaiah "drink, become drunk, fall down, and rise no more.
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For the record, there are tons of great pub names out there! I don't want to give the wrong impression, that I'm going about silenty chuckling at everything. There are some badly named places in Canada too, I'm just not there right now!
WELL TOO LATE SIR
I'M OFFENDED
AND
LONELY
yo da minivans roll up
can't control the traffic flow
like a photo of the moto
automatic set da stage
fo da waste'a camera space
bracken-hurry thinks a blurry
pic of dis UK commute
makes it cute,
makes da queen seem neat
but dis dominion's got
it's intersections too,
they made of STREETS
I am sorry Joe! Wearing a business suit in a fancy part of London, while trying to steady my digital camera to take a picture of a pub named "Bung Hole", I found myself filled with a nervous energy the likes of which usually comes about when you are desperatly trying not to think about attractive women during a funeral service.
Uh....I gotta go now!
The real question is if you can get 75% alcohol rum for under thirty dollars in Holburn. Thank you, Halifax, thank you.
Also, I have been drinking so much Löwenbräu that I lie. Seriously. Löwenbräu is like 2.30 for a 500ml can here.
What is lowenbrau, 5%? Five percent ain't shit when for $2.10 you can get 500ml of 7% Holsten. Fuck that, for $.50 my cousin Lou'd probably give ya two litres of his homebrew - and that would get you drunk for the rest of your life.
Yeah, I can get Holstein cheap here too, but I prefer the taste of Löwenbräu. I drink beer for pleasure, I drink rum to, as the bible says in the Book of Jerimaiah "drink, become drunk, fall down, and rise no more.
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